The earth is getting ready for the Public Transit Tour.  Are you?

On May 11th, Supernormal Tyler is heading to Portland, Oregon to commence the ‘Public Transit Tour’.  It appears as though, the earth is moving in anticipation of this event.  Scientists cannot tell you why this is occuring, but, Supernormal Records has uncovered the secret.

“Scientists at Oregon State University’s Hatfield Marine Science Center have recorded more than 600 earthquakes in the last 10 days off the central Oregon coast in an area not typically known for a high degree of seismic activity.” (article)

“This earthquake “swarm” is unique, according to OSU marine geologist Robert Dziak, because it is occurring within the middle of the Juan de Fuca plate – away from the major, regional tectonic boundaries.” (article)

The earthquakes are unique due to the fact that they are not occuring along the fault lines.  Scientists are re-routing research ships to take water samples form the area above the epicenters of these recent 600 earthquakes to gather more data about the anomaly.  There is no definitive explanation for the recent odd scientific activity.  Basically, another one of Earth’s great mysteries.  Or is it?

A Formal Apology

We at Supernormalrecords.com hereby issue a formal apology.  The recent tremors are associated with the activation the generators in our underground lair.  Sorry, we needed to make sure we could get the lights on and be able to plug in our Wii when we arrive on May 11th, 2008 for the Public Transit Tour.  When we fire up the lair it makes a horrible racket, that is why we are doing it so early. 

Our Offer of Assistance

Also, if the scientific community would like water samples, there is no need to re-route a ship.  I can call Deter and ask him to open up the window and fill up some Fiji bottles and send them to you. 

Please accept our apology, and sorry for the rukus.

Sincerely,

Supernormal Tyler

“Video clip of Deter heading off to the store to buy some Fiji water”

MORE INFORMATION

• Listen to some Supernormal Tyler music. (link will open in a new window)
• Learn more about the ‘Public Transit Tour’.
• Read the life story of your’s truly.

RELATED ARTICLES:

• http://www.katu.com/news/local/11619346.html
• http://www.livescience.com/environment/ap_050305_quake_swarm.html
• http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2007/11/earthquake_detected_off_oregon.html
• http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080413184801.htm

THIS IS MY IMPRESSION OF YOU ON THE INTERNET

Currently, I am editing some new video projects.  “The Things I’m Gonna Miss”, and ”Jingo” are being filmed and edited and will be posted soon.  In the meantime.  You can hear ”The Things I’m gonna Miss” here. 

I just painted and added a green screen to Studio 38. I’ll start posting more complex video and audio with the studio finally built out. For now, here is a little clip of the ‘green screen test’. BEHOLD, “6 edicts”.

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comment posted on 1/24/2008 in response to SCREED#1:

Hey, Read your mesage about the library and wanted to let you know that we care about you!!! Don’t know why you could not connect better, but there is a service number on that handy flyer you talked about. It is 877-282-2519. That’s a free call. They can help you through the process- it may actually be your connection. Come back to any of the Scottsdale Libraries and let me know how it worked.

Who knew? A cathartic purge of frustration would lead to a solution so soon. Trouble with a Wi-fi connection brought about someone reaching out and offering help to a complete stranger… me. I am about to go to the DMV, I doubt that anyone will be this helpful in that upcoming endeavour. “Now serving B…4…5…1 at window number Fourteen.”

I wonder what the DMV is like in China, “Now serving symbol…symbol…symbol, at window number 5.”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbA64AqO8oY[/youtube]

Find out what really goes on behind the scenes of your neighborhood old-timey steakhouse.

In the coming weeks, we will have: home recording how-to’s, Video Logs of progress on the recording of the new album “three”, and numerous other concepts posted for your enlightenment/entertainment. Or, more newspeaky, enlightainment.

If it weren’t for my day job, I’d be so rock and roll.  I have spent two days on the phone trying to get a representative from a wine distributor to go on the radio with Beth and Bill.  This particular company (who shall remain nameless – not for fear of retaliation, but, to insure that I don’t accidentaly send them some business) is so compartmentalized and segmented that there seems to be a new contact person and ten digit number to do anything at all.

It’s weird, when a company gets too big and too ‘corporate’ they seem to not want to make money anymore.   Dial ’1′ for english, Dial ’2′ for spanish, Dial ’3′ to hear a baby cry, Dial ’4′ to waste more of your time; Dial ’5′ to be transferred to someone else who will give you the number of someone else; Dial ’6′ to make a sound like boop; Dial ’7′ if you wanna; Dial ’8′ if your still there.

Supernormal Records does not have an 800 #.  In fact, we don’t even have a phone!!!!!!  How indie is that???

Was anyone’s favorite restaurant Kenny Roger’s Roasters, or did everybody realize that was a dumb idea. Bad Kenny, Bad. Why did Nathan Buy It? I smell corporate bail out, and hot chiskin’ and warm biscuin’!

Bush has been good for waking up the sheeple and being a railroad.

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That &%$*( drum solo was sweet!

Pretty good audio sync here, the best parts were when they fit words in there that matched but made no sense at all. “Evrrbody knows I am freaky ’bout apple juice”.