BREAKING NEWS: Shake, Rattle, and Roll
The earth is getting ready for the Public Transit Tour. Are you?
On May 11th, Supernormal Tyler is heading to Portland, Oregon to commence the ‘Public Transit Tour’. It appears as though, the earth is moving in anticipation of this event. Scientists cannot tell you why this is occuring, but, Supernormal Records has uncovered the secret.
“Scientists at Oregon State University’s Hatfield Marine Science Center have recorded more than 600 earthquakes in the last 10 days off the central Oregon coast in an area not typically known for a high degree of seismic activity.” (article)
“This earthquake “swarm” is unique, according to OSU marine geologist Robert Dziak, because it is occurring within the middle of the Juan de Fuca plate – away from the major, regional tectonic boundaries.” (article)
The earthquakes are unique due to the fact that they are not occuring along the fault lines. Scientists are re-routing research ships to take water samples form the area above the epicenters of these recent 600 earthquakes to gather more data about the anomaly. There is no definitive explanation for the recent odd scientific activity. Basically, another one of Earth’s great mysteries. Or is it?
A Formal Apology
We at Supernormalrecords.com hereby issue a formal apology. The recent tremors are associated with the activation the generators in our underground lair. Sorry, we needed to make sure we could get the lights on and be able to plug in our Wii when we arrive on May 11th, 2008 for the Public Transit Tour. When we fire up the lair it makes a horrible racket, that is why we are doing it so early.
Our Offer of Assistance
Also, if the scientific community would like water samples, there is no need to re-route a ship. I can call Deter and ask him to open up the window and fill up some Fiji bottles and send them to you.
Please accept our apology, and sorry for the rukus.
Sincerely,
Supernormal Tyler
“Video clip of Deter heading off to the store to buy some Fiji water”
MORE INFORMATION
- Listen to some Supernormal Tyler music. (link will open in a new window)
- Learn more about the ‘Public Transit Tour’.
- Read the life story of your’s truly.
RELATED ARTICLES:
- http://www.katu.com/news/local/11619346.html
- http://www.livescience.com/environment/ap_050305_quake_swarm.html
- http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/2007/11/earthquake_detected_off_oregon.html
- http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080413184801.htm
Tags: COMEDY, earthquake, EVENTS, MUSIC, oregon, portland, Public Transit Tour, supernormal records, supernormal tyler
